Review of Johan P – by Carl H.

What a total disappointment! Bad service, half of the food was cold, all the dishes were overcooked, bland, none of the "flavour" (the few that actually existed) didn't make sense. Didnt even LOOK good.
Johan P is just a pretty boring, shitty, restaurant that normally wouldn't draw any crowds and would sell their food for low prices, but instead Johan P has the far highest prices of any restaurant in Malmö. Even more expensive than Denmark, which is crazy considering 1 danish crown is 1,5 swedish ones, and Danish restaurants actually has some quality. Some of the plates were served in less than 2 minutes, which means it was all pre-cooked. Not even cooked by the chefs in the kitchen

So if you love bland, overcooked food, and you hate having money, then you will love Johan P.